I'm Denzel

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I’m Denzel is when you’re so wasted on a plane you think you’re flying it, even though you’re probably going to crash into a mountain and blame the GPS.

I’m Denzel and I can feel the airplane shaking like it’s my ex’s text messages.

I’m Denzel and I’m about to drink the whole mini bottle of wine.

I’m Denzel and I just yelled 'Brace for impact' to a kid who was asleep.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

I’m Denzel means you’re so trashed you think you’re a hero, not a disaster waiting to happen, and you’re probably going to vomit on someone’s lap.

I’m Denzel and I just threw up on the seat next to me like it was a personal challenge.

I’m Denzel and I’m trying to fly a plane with one hand and a phone in the other.

I’m Denzel and I’m about to start a fight with the flight attendant over the last pretzel.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

I’m Denzel is when you’re so drunk you think you’re the main character of a movie, even though you’re just making the whole plane suffer.

I’m Denzel and I’m about to start singing show tunes at 10,000 feet.

I’m Denzel and I just told the guy next to me he was a ‘flying disaster’.

I’m Denzel and I’m going to take the plane down just to prove I can.

by Slangipedia 11d ago