I'm Denzel - I’m Denzel is when you’re so drunk you think you’re the main

I’m Denzel is when you’re so drunk you think you’re the main character of a movie, even though you’re just making the whole plane suffer.

I’m Denzel and I’m about to start singing show tunes at 10,000 feet.

I’m Denzel and I just told the guy next to me he was a ‘flying disaster’.

I’m Denzel and I’m going to take the plane down just to prove I can.