I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead - When a white girl is so stressed she thinks she's dying, eve

When a white girl is so stressed she thinks she's dying, even though she just got a C on a pop quiz.

I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead my math teacher is a witch and she hates me.

I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead I can't even think my brain is on fire.

I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead Becky's new bf is hotter than my math teacher.