I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead

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A cry from a white girl who thinks she's dying from the stress of her life, even though she's just sad Becky broke up with her.
I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead Becky just texted me she's going to France with her ex.
I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead I can't even breathe my mom won't stop talking about her new bf.
I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead my math test was easy and I still failed.
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When a white girl is so stressed she thinks she's dying, even though she just got a C on a pop quiz.
I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead my math teacher is a witch and she hates me.
I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead I can't even think my brain is on fire.
I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead Becky's new bf is hotter than my math teacher.
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A white girl's way of saying she's dying from the pain of her life, even though she's just sad her mom won't stop talking.
I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead my mom won't stop talking about her new bf and I'm crying.
I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead I just got a C and Becky got an A.
I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead my life is a mess and I can't even breathe.
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