I'm chargin' - You say this like it’s a battle cry when people mock you for

You say this like it’s a battle cry when people mock you for not being active. It’s the verbal equivalent of putting on a cape and running away.

"You haven’t been out in weeks!" "I’m chargin’!"

"You’re a legend in the making!" "No, I’m chargin’!" (said while hiding under a blanket)

"You’re a legend in the making!" "No, I’m chargin’!" (said while eating a bag of chips)