I'm chargin'
This is your go-to excuse when people laugh at you for not having a love life. It’s like saying you’re still in the middle of a marathon.
"Why are you still single?" "I’m chargin’!" (said with a mouth full of pizza)
"You’re a legend in the making!" "No, I’m chargin’!" (said from the kitchen)
"You’re like a dead battery!" "I’m chargin’!" (said while wearing socks as gloves)