I'm chargin' - This is what you say when you’re too lazy to explain why you

This is what you say when you’re too lazy to explain why you’re single. It’s basically a lie told to your friends while you’re still in pajamas.

"Why are you still single?" "I’m chargin’!"

"You’re not even trying!" "I’m chargin’!" (said from the couch)

"You’re a ghost!" "I’m chargin’!" (said with a mouth full of cereal)