I'm chargin'
This is the phrase you use when you’re too lazy to fight back. It’s basically your way of saying, “I’m still cool, okay?”
"You’re a legend in the making!" "No, I’m chargin’!" (said while eating chips)
"You haven’t been out in weeks!" "I’m chargin’!" (said from the couch)
"You’re like a dead battery!" "I’m chargin’!" (said while wearing socks)