i'm cereal - When you’re trying to sound tough but you’re just a confused

When you’re trying to sound tough but you’re just a confused middle-aged man who still wears pajamas to work.

I’m cereal, I’m not just saying that for the clout!

I’m cereal, and I still use the phrase ‘fa’sho’ like it’s 2005.

I’m cereal, and my only real friend is my toaster.