i'm cereal

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I’m cereal means you’re trying to act cool but you’re actually a sad loser who still thinks cereal is a food and not a life choice.
I’m cereal, I swear I’m not faking this!
I’m cereal, and my mom still sends me a box of Frosted Flakes every week.
I’m cereal, and I’m not even mad I got kicked out of the group chat.
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When you’re trying to sound tough but you’re just a confused middle-aged man who still wears pajamas to work.
I’m cereal, I’m not just saying that for the clout!
I’m cereal, and I still use the phrase ‘fa’sho’ like it’s 2005.
I’m cereal, and my only real friend is my toaster.
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