I'm Batting 1,000 - You're so good at sex that every person you've ever had sex

You're so good at sex that every person you've ever had sex with is now in therapy and will never be the same.

My friend said I'm batting 1,000. I said, 'You're just not good enough.'

My dad said I'm batting 1,000. I said, 'You're still married.'

My barista said I'm batting 1,000. I said, 'You're still making coffee.'