I'm Batting 1,000
When you're so good at sex that every person you've ever had sex with has been completely ruined and will never recover.
My ex just found out I'm batting 1,000. She's crying in the taco bell.
He said I'm batting 1,000. I said, 'You're just not good enough.'
My mom said I'm batting 1,000. I said, 'You've been doing this for 30 years.'