i'm awesome and cool and epic - You're so epic that you could be a superhero, and you're not

You're so epic that you could be a superhero, and you're not even trying.

I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're not even trying.

I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're just a sidekick.

I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're just a background character in my superhero story.