i'm awesome and cool and epic

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You're so good at being awesome that you probably invented it.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're just here to watch me be awesome.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're not even close.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're just a background character in my story.
2
You're like the king of cool, and everyone else is just a peasant trying to be cool.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're just a peasant trying to be cool.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're not even close to being cool.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're just background noise.
3
You're the best at being awesome, and everyone else is just average.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're just average.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're not even average.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're just a footnote in my legend.
4
You're so cool that even the cool people are jealous of you.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and even the cool people are jealous of me.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're just a copycat.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're just a shadow in my light.
5
You're so epic that you could be a superhero, and you're not even trying.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're not even trying.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're just a sidekick.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're just a background character in my superhero story.
6
You're the king of awesome, and everyone else is just a subject.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're just a subject.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're not even a subject.
I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're just a footnote in my royal story.
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