i'm awesome and cool and epic - You're like the king of cool, and everyone else is just a pe

You're like the king of cool, and everyone else is just a peasant trying to be cool.

I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're just a peasant trying to be cool.

I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're not even close to being cool.

I'm awesome and cool and epic, and you're just background noise.