I'm allergic to people - I can’t stand people. They’re like a bad breakfast. Too much

I can’t stand people. They’re like a bad breakfast. Too much noise and not enough toast.

At the grocery store, I fake a sneezing fit to get out of talking to the cashier.

My friend asked me to go out, and I told him I’d rather be buried alive.

I sat in the back of the class just to avoid eye contact with my teacher.