i'm allergic to bullshit - you're like a dog who just got hit by a truck because someon

you're like a dog who just got hit by a truck because someone told you a dumb lie.

I'm allergic to bullshit. This guy said I could win a million dollars. I got hit by a truck.

My dog is allergic to bullshit. He ran into the street when I told him I was rich.

I said I'm allergic to bullshit. My coworker said I should take it easy. I didn't.