i'm allergic to bullshit

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you're basically saying someone is full of crap and you're not going to put up with their lies.

I'm allergic to bullshit. You just told me the sky is green and I'm not buying it.

My mom says I'm allergic to bullshit. She's right. I can't stand her fake stories.

At work, I said I'm allergic to bullshit. My boss gave me a look like I just bit him.

you're so fed up with fake stuff that you're ready to throw up.

I'm allergic to bullshit. This guy just lied to my face and I almost threw up.

My teacher said I'm allergic to bullshit. I guess I am. I can't stand fake math problems.

I told my friend I'm allergic to bullshit. He laughed and said I should try a new brand.

you're like a dog who just got hit by a truck because someone told you a dumb lie.

I'm allergic to bullshit. This guy said I could win a million dollars. I got hit by a truck.

My dog is allergic to bullshit. He ran into the street when I told him I was rich.

I said I'm allergic to bullshit. My coworker said I should take it easy. I didn't.

you're so tired of nonsense that you're ready to scream and break things.

I'm allergic to bullshit. This guy told me I could be president. I screamed and broke a lamp.

My sister is allergic to bullshit. She broke my mom's favorite mug because she said I was a genius.

I told my boss I'm allergic to bullshit. He said I was being dramatic. I broke his coffee cup.

you're like a kid who just got tricked into eating a bad candy.

I'm allergic to bullshit. This guy said my candy was chocolate. It was dirt.

My brother is allergic to bullshit. He ate a whole bag of dirt and cried.

I told my friend I'm allergic to bullshit. He gave me a bag of dirt. I threw it at him.

you're so mad at fake stuff that you're ready to punch someone in the face.

I'm allergic to bullshit. This guy lied about my job. I punched him in the face.

My dad is allergic to bullshit. He punched my uncle for saying I was lazy.

I told my teacher I'm allergic to bullshit. She gave me extra homework. I punched her desk.