I'm All Eyes - I’m not just reading your text. I’m gonna judge it. I’m gonn

I’m not just reading your text. I’m gonna judge it. I’m gonna hate it. I’m gonna send it to my brother to laugh at.

I’m all eyes. You text me a joke and I’ll laugh, but only after I make fun of it.

I’m all eyes. You better not send me a boring message or I’ll throw my phone out the window.

I’m all eyes. You text me and I’m gonna take notes.