I'm All Eyes

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Your eyes are so busy looking at my text they might explode. I’m not just reading I’m trying to save your soul from bad spelling.

Bro, I’m all eyes. You better not text me a paragraph or I’m gonna cry.

My mom said I’m all eyes. I told her I’d take the text or I’d die.

I’m all eyes. Send me the message or I’ll send you to the principal.

I’m not just reading your text. I’m gonna judge it. I’m gonna hate it. I’m gonna send it to my brother to laugh at.

I’m all eyes. You text me a joke and I’ll laugh, but only after I make fun of it.

I’m all eyes. You better not send me a boring message or I’ll throw my phone out the window.

I’m all eyes. You text me and I’m gonna take notes.

I’m so ready for your text I’m gonna yell at you if you don’t send it fast enough. My eyes are like a hungry dog waiting for a bone.

I’m all eyes. You text me slow and I’m gonna bite you.

I’m all eyes. You better send me the message or I’ll scream in your DMs.

I’m all eyes. You text me and I’m gonna say you’re ugly.

I’m looking at your text like it’s the last piece of pizza. I’m not just reading. I’m eating your words.

I’m all eyes. You text me and I’m gonna chew it up.

I’m all eyes. You text me and I’m gonna take a bite out of your message.

I’m all eyes. I’ll eat your text if you don’t send it fast.

I’m not just reading your message. I’m memorizing it. I’m gonna use it to beat you up in the future.

I’m all eyes. You text me and I’ll remember it forever.

I’m all eyes. You better not text me a bad message or I’ll use it against you.

I’m all eyes. I’ll beat you up with your own text.