I'm A Virgin
A girl who acts like she’s never had sex, even though she’s had it in weird places like a car, a shower, and a waterbed. She says it like it’s a badge of honor. 'Technically I'm a virgin.' Yeah, sure, whatever.
'Technically I'm a virgin.' said my ex after we had sex in a car. She was still wearing her pants.
'Technically I'm a virgin.' during a hot shower. She was still wet.
'Technically I'm a virgin.' after we had sex on a spillway. She still had her bra on.
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