I'm A Virgin

A stupid excuse people use when they're too clueless to realize they just got caught in the act. It usually comes out of nowhere and makes everyone stop what they're doing. It’s like saying, 'I didn’t know I was already in the game!'

A girl who acts like she’s never had sex, even though she’s had it in weird places like a car, a shower, and a waterbed. She says it like it’s a badge of honor. 'Technically I'm a virgin.' Yeah, sure, whatever.