i'm a prince and i live in a car
a stupid joke from homestuck fans. it’s about a guy who thinks he’s royalty but lives in a smelly car like a homeless person.
i’m a prince and i live in a car, bro. you’re just a loser in a pantsuit.
my prince status is real. your life is fake. and your car smells like old pizza.
i’m not just a prince. i’m a legend. and your car is a jail.