i'm a prince and i live in a car

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a stupid joke from homestuck fans. it’s about a guy who thinks he’s royalty but lives in a smelly car like a homeless person.

i’m a prince and i live in a car, bro. you’re just a loser in a pantsuit.

my prince status is real. your life is fake. and your car smells like old pizza.

i’m not just a prince. i’m a legend. and your car is a jail.

a joke about a guy who acts like he’s rich but lives in a car and is a total idiot.

i’m a prince. you’re a frog. and your car is a prison.

i live in a car. you live in a lie. and your prince is a fake.

i’m not just a prince. i’m a king. and your car is a dumpster.

a joke from homestuck fans. it’s about a guy who thinks he’s royalty but lives in a car and is a total mess.

i’m a prince. you’re a faggot. and your car smells like regret.

i live in a car. you live in shame. and your prince is a joke.

i’m not just a prince. i’m a god. and your car is a prison.