i'm a prince and i live in a car
a joke from homestuck fans. it’s about a guy who thinks he’s royalty but lives in a car and is a total mess.
i’m a prince. you’re a faggot. and your car smells like regret.
i live in a car. you live in shame. and your prince is a joke.
i’m not just a prince. i’m a god. and your car is a prison.