i'm a potato - You’re a potato if you’re so lazy, you think breathing is a

You’re a potato if you’re so lazy, you think breathing is a workout. You also probably eat cereal for dinner and call it a day.

My brother is a potato. He doesn’t even brush his teeth and still thinks he’s a rockstar.

My boss said I was a potato because I took two hours to reply to an email.

My cat called me a potato because I forgot to feed him again.