i'm a potato

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Calling someone a potato means they’re a blob of shame who looks like they’ve been sitting in the dark for years. They’re also probably the reason your life is a disaster.
My cousin is a potato. He eats pizza for breakfast and still looks like a failed science experiment.
My teacher said I was a potato because I fell asleep during the math test.
My dog called me a potato because I forgot to feed him again.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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If you're a potato, you’re like a sad fried chicken, no flavor, no style, just a mess waiting to happen.
My friend is a potato. He wears the same shirt every day and still doesn’t know how to use a phone.
My mom said I was a potato because I spilled my cereal on the floor again.
My neighbor called me a potato because I yelled at the mailman.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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You’re a potato if you’re so lazy, you think breathing is a workout. You also probably eat cereal for dinner and call it a day.
My brother is a potato. He doesn’t even brush his teeth and still thinks he’s a rockstar.
My boss said I was a potato because I took two hours to reply to an email.
My cat called me a potato because I forgot to feed him again.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A potato is someone who’s so dull, they could put a clock to sleep. They also probably have the attention span of a goldfish on meth.
My teacher called me a potato because I talked during the entire lesson.
My friend is a potato. He fell asleep during my birthday party and didn’t even notice.
My dad said I was a potato because I spent all day playing video games.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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You’re a potato if you’re so uncool, you could make a disco ball cry. You also probably eat pizza for every meal and still don’t know what a sandwich is.
My brother is a potato. He wears socks with sandals and still thinks he’s the king of the world.
My mom said I was a potato because I ate pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
My friend called me a potato because I failed my math test again.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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