i'm a potato - If you're a potato, you’re like a sad fried chicken, no flav

If you're a potato, you’re like a sad fried chicken, no flavor, no style, just a mess waiting to happen.

My friend is a potato. He wears the same shirt every day and still doesn’t know how to use a phone.

My mom said I was a potato because I spilled my cereal on the floor again.

My neighbor called me a potato because I yelled at the mailman.