I'm a panda - You’re so lazy you sit in the sun with sunglasses on and let

You’re so lazy you sit in the sun with sunglasses on and let the sun cook your face like it’s a pizza, but your sunglasses got a free side of cheese.

I was like a burnt pizza with a cool topping on my nose.

My face was crispy, but my sunglasses were still fresh.

I looked like a grilled cheese that forgot to flip.