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When you lay in the sun like a roasted chicken wearing sunglasses and your face gets burned except where your sunglasses were like you got a free face tattoo from the sun.

I looked like a burnt hot dog with a cool shade on my nose.

My face was crispy, but my sunglasses got a free pass.

I was so fried, I could’ve been a grilled cheese sandwich.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you sit outside like a dumbass wearing sunglasses and the sun decides to take a bite out of your face, but leaves your sunglasses untouched like they were a VIP.

My face was charred, but my sunglasses had a front-row seat.

I looked like a burn victim who got a discount.

The sun gave me a facial, but my sunglasses got a free lunch.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You’re so lazy you sit in the sun with sunglasses on and let the sun cook your face like it’s a pizza, but your sunglasses got a free side of cheese.

I was like a burnt pizza with a cool topping on my nose.

My face was crispy, but my sunglasses were still fresh.

I looked like a grilled cheese that forgot to flip.

by Slangipedia 11d ago