I'm a man
When Spider-Man fans think he's the best, even though any other hero would punch him in the face and laugh about it. It's like saying, 'I'm Batman' when you're just a guy in a cape.
'Spider-Man is the best!' 'NO HE ISNT HE IS A FREAKING KID!'
'He would beat Thor!' 'THOR WOULD PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE AND LAUGH!'
'He's the best!' 'HE IS A MOTHERFUCKING KID!'