I'm a man

A stupid story your friends make up about you getting laid with some girl in a bar. Every time your friend talks, you have to say, 'I'm a man' even if you're crying in a bathroom.

When Spider-Man fans think he's the best, even though any other hero would punch him in the face and laugh about it. It's like saying, 'I'm Batman' when you're just a guy in a cape.

The laziest excuse ever. You say it when you don't want to do your chores or your homework or your mom's cooking. It's like being a kid who refuses to grow up.

A stupid line men write when they see a hot woman. It's like they're trying to impress someone who's not even there.

A wild way to end a sentence. You ramble for minutes, then suddenly say, 'I'm a ramblin' man' like you just discovered the meaning of life. People in Bloomington know exactly what that means.

A ridiculous line said by a guy who thinks he's poetic. He uses it to sound fancy, even though it's just a dumb song he heard once.

A line said by a guy who thinks he's the boldest action hero ever. He crashes a ship into a rocket while screaming it, and somehow it's a success. All the other times he fails, but this one time he works.