I'm a lesbian
A phrase you say to someone, usually a Scott Pilgrim fan, to tell them you're in love with them. According to Scott, it's the L word. According to Wallace, it's just love. But you're probably just being dramatic.
I'm a lesbian, and I'm in love with you, Scott.
I said I'm a lesbian just to impress my Scott Pilgrim fan friend.
I'm a lesbian, and I don't even know what I'm saying.
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