I'm a lesbian

If you're a guy reading this, get the hell out. This is for the confused girls who've had enough of boys. If you're one of those girls who said 'I'm a lesbian,' then you're probably a lesbian, which means you're a girl who likes other girls. Most of the time, you just like... you know.

The thing every girl says at some point, usually when they're trying to sound cool or when they're just being dramatic.

It might be true. It might be a lie. It might be an excuse to not talk to your ex anymore.

A phrase you say to someone, usually a Scott Pilgrim fan, to tell them you're in love with them. According to Scott, it's the L word. According to Wallace, it's just love. But you're probably just being dramatic.