I'm a J - I'm a J; I'm like a party in a trash can; I'm always wasted

I'm a J; I'm like a party in a trash can; I'm always wasted and yelling at my mom

My mom said I was gonna get kicked out if I didn't stop being a J

I ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips before noon

I texted my friend at 3 AM saying I was gonna die from being a J