I'm a J

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I'm a J; I'm like a party in a trash can; I'm always wasted and yelling at my mom

My mom said I was gonna get kicked out if I didn't stop being a J

I ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips before noon

I texted my friend at 3 AM saying I was gonna die from being a J

I'm a J; I'm the guy who never sleeps and always has a cigarette in his hand

I smoked six cigarettes before my mom even woke up

I didn't sleep for two days and still danced in my pajamas

I told my teacher I was a J and got sent to the office

I'm a J; I'm like a monster that eats snacks and drinks and screams at the sky

I drank a whole soda and ate three burgers in one sitting

I screamed at my little brother because he took my snack

I cried because my mom wouldn’t let me stay up late