My mom says I should get a job. I said, 'I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many.' She threw a couch at me.

At school, I told my teacher I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many. She gave me a D for laziness.

I posted that quote on my wall. My dog peed on it. Still, I'm a gamer.