I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many

My mom says I should get a job. I said, 'I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many.' She threw a couch at me.

At school, I told my teacher I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many. She gave me a D for laziness.

I posted that quote on my wall. My dog peed on it. Still, I'm a gamer.

My dad asked why I didn’t go to the party. I said, 'I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many.' He said, 'You're just sad.'

I told my crush I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many. She said, 'You're a weirdo.'

I used that quote in my college essay. They said I'm a weirdo and a gamer.

My brother said I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many. I told him, 'You're just jealous I beat you at Fortnite.'

My teacher said, 'You’re not even trying.' I said, 'I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many.' She said, 'You’re a disaster.'

My mom said, 'You need to clean your room.' I said, 'I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many.' She said, 'You’re a mess.'