My girl said, 'I'm a G,' and then she texted me a picture of her eating a taco at 2 a. m. in a park.

My bro said, 'I'm a G,' and then he skipped class, got a tattoo, and still finished his math homework.

My mom said, 'I'm a G,' and then she told my dad, 'You're gonna let me go to the mall by myself? I'm a G!'