I'm A G

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to say a person is so tough they could beat up a cop and still have energy to laugh at them.

I'm a G, I walked into a bar and the bouncer asked for my ID. I said, 'I don't need ID, I need a warrant.'

My cousin said, 'I'm a G,' and then he threw a chair through the window just because it was there.

My homie said, 'I'm a G,' and then he drove his car into a tree and said, 'That’s how I roll.'

to describe someone who is so cool they could chill in a freezer and still be the most popular kid.

My girl said, 'I'm a G,' and then she texted me a picture of her eating a taco at 2 a. m. in a park.

My bro said, 'I'm a G,' and then he skipped class, got a tattoo, and still finished his math homework.

My mom said, 'I'm a G,' and then she told my dad, 'You're gonna let me go to the mall by myself? I'm a G!'

to mean someone who is so laid-back they could fall asleep during a fireworks show and still say it was awesome.

My cousin said, 'I'm a G,' and then he showed up to the party in pajamas and brought his pet goldfish.

My homie said, 'I'm a G,' and then he failed his test but still said it was easy.

My friend said, 'I'm a G,' and then he ate six burgers and still said he wasn’t full.

to call someone who is so confident they could walk into a lion’s den and still say the lion was scared of them.

My girl said, 'I'm a G,' and then she told the whole school that she was gonna be president one day.

My bro said, 'I'm a G,' and then he texted me a picture of him wearing a crown and eating a donut.

My friend said, 'I'm a G,' and then he challenged the principal to a dance-off.

to describe someone who is so cool they could sit in a hot tub and still say it was just a little warm.

My cousin said, 'I'm a G,' and then he took a nap during the final exam and still got an A.

My homie said, 'I'm a G,' and then he ate a whole pizza and said it was just a snack.

My friend said, 'I'm a G,' and then he ignored his mom for a week and still said she was the best.