I'm a cake - A stupid way to say you're baked and you're gonna spill your

A stupid way to say you're baked and you're gonna spill your guts all over the floor like a broken cake.

I'm a cake, I just smoked a whole blunt and I'm gonna cry.

I'm a cake, I just ate a whole cake and I'm gonna die.

I'm a cake, I just saw my dog wearing sunglasses and I laughed so hard I got a headache.