I'm a cake

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A stupid way to say you're so high you think you're a dessert and you're gonna spill your guts everywhere.

I'm a cake, I just ate a whole pie and I'm gonna cry.

I'm a cake, my pants are on fire, and I don't care.

I'm a cake, I just saw my dog wearing a hat and I laughed so hard I peed.

A fancy way to say you're baked so hard you might fall apart like a bad muffin.

I'm a cake, I just smoked a whole joint and I'm gonna explode.

I'm a cake, I just ate a whole pizza and I'm gonna die.

I'm a cake, I just saw my mom wearing socks and I laughed so hard I got a headache.

When you're so high you think you're a cake and you're gonna melt like a bad ice cream cone.

I'm a cake, I just dabbed and I'm gonna cry like a baby.

I'm a cake, I just ate a whole bag of chips and I'm gonna throw up.

I'm a cake, I just saw my dad wearing a dress and I laughed so hard I got a stomach ache.

A stupid way to say you're baked and you're gonna spill your guts all over the floor like a broken cake.

I'm a cake, I just smoked a whole blunt and I'm gonna cry.

I'm a cake, I just ate a whole cake and I'm gonna die.

I'm a cake, I just saw my dog wearing sunglasses and I laughed so hard I got a headache.

When you're baked so hard you think you're a cake and you're gonna spill your guts everywhere like a broken pastry.

I'm a cake, I just dabbed and I'm gonna cry like a baby.

I'm a cake, I just ate a whole pizza and I'm gonna throw up.

I'm a cake, I just saw my mom wearing a hat and I laughed so hard I got a stomach ache.

A fancy way to say you're baked so hard you think you're a cake and you're gonna spill your guts everywhere like a broken pie.

I'm a cake, I just smoked a whole joint and I'm gonna cry.

I'm a cake, I just ate a whole bag of chips and I'm gonna throw up.

I'm a cake, I just saw my dad wearing a dress and I laughed so hard I got a headache.