I'm a cake - A fancy way to say you're baked so hard you think you're a c

A fancy way to say you're baked so hard you think you're a cake and you're gonna spill your guts everywhere like a broken pie.

I'm a cake, I just smoked a whole joint and I'm gonna cry.

I'm a cake, I just ate a whole bag of chips and I'm gonna throw up.

I'm a cake, I just saw my dad wearing a dress and I laughed so hard I got a headache.