I'll take you to the candy shop
When a guy lies about going to the candy shop so he can get you to blow him and give him a hand job. No candy. Just a lot of lollipops and a lot of lies.
'He told me he was taking me to the candy shop. I showed up with a bag of lollipops and a broken heart.'
'I told my mom I was going to the candy shop. I was actually giving my teacher a hand job in the back of the bus.'
'He said he'd take me to the candy shop. I showed up with a lollipop and a lot of regrets.'