I'll take you to the candy shop

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A guy saying he'll take you to the candy shop when he just wants your mouth and hands for free. No candy. Just a lot of lollipops and promises.

'I'll take you to the candy shop later, baby.' 'You mean my mouth?'

'He said he'd take me to the candy shop. I showed up with a bag of lollipops and a fanny pack.'

'He took me to the candy shop. It was just a parking lot and a lot of lollipops.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When a guy lies about going to the candy shop so he can get you to blow him and give him a hand job. No candy. Just a lot of lollipops and a lot of lies.

'He told me he was taking me to the candy shop. I showed up with a bag of lollipops and a broken heart.'

'I told my mom I was going to the candy shop. I was actually giving my teacher a hand job in the back of the bus.'

'He said he'd take me to the candy shop. I showed up with a lollipop and a lot of regrets.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A guy’s way of saying he wants your mouth and hands for free. He calls it a candy shop. It’s just lollipops and bad promises.

'He said he’d take me to the candy shop. I showed up with a bag of lollipops and a lot of cum.'

'I told my friend I was going to the candy shop. I was actually giving my boss a hand job at work.'

'He told me I’d get candy if I went with him. I got lollipops and a lot of bad breath.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago