I'll snuggle you when you get back - The lie you tell your partner to make them leave the bed and

The lie you tell your partner to make them leave the bed and do something pointless for you.

You: I'll snuggle you when you get back. Me: I'm not moving. You're not cute enough.

You: I'll snuggle you when you get back. Me: I'll just lay here and be a corpse.

You: I'll snuggle you when you get back. Me: I'm gonna snuggle you now and ignore you forever.