I'll snuggle you when you get back

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The garbage mouth promise you use to trick your lover into leaving the bed to do something stupid for you.

You: I'll snuggle you when you get back. Me: Please. I'm dying here.

You: I'll snuggle you when you get back. Me: I'll die first.

You: I'll snuggle you when you get back. Me: I'm not even gonna pretend I heard that.

The lie you tell your partner to make them leave the bed and do something pointless for you.

You: I'll snuggle you when you get back. Me: I'm not moving. You're not cute enough.

You: I'll snuggle you when you get back. Me: I'll just lay here and be a corpse.

You: I'll snuggle you when you get back. Me: I'm gonna snuggle you now and ignore you forever.

The annoying promise you use to get your partner out of bed to do something tiny for you.

You: I'll snuggle you when you get back. Me: I'm not doing this for you. I'm doing it for the snuggle.

You: I'll snuggle you when you get back. Me: I'll take the snuggle and leave you in the cold.

You: I'll snuggle you when you get back. Me: I'll snuggle someone else and forget you exist.