I'll snuggle you when you get back
The annoying promise you use to get your partner out of bed to do something tiny for you.
You: I'll snuggle you when you get back. Me: I'm not doing this for you. I'm doing it for the snuggle.
You: I'll snuggle you when you get back. Me: I'll take the snuggle and leave you in the cold.
You: I'll snuggle you when you get back. Me: I'll snuggle someone else and forget you exist.