I'll Sleep When I Graduate! - A promise made by someone who’s too lazy to study, but too s

A promise made by someone who’s too lazy to study, but too scared of their mom to actually fail.

I’ll sleep when I graduate! I’m too tired to even think about my math test!

I’ll sleep when I graduate! I’m gonna fail, and then I’ll blame my mom!

I’ll sleep when I graduate! I’m gonna pass, and it’ll be all because of my mom.