I'll Sleep When I Graduate!

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Something a kid says when they’re too high on caffeine and too low on brain cells to care if they pass or fail.

I’ll sleep when I graduate! I’m not even gonna try to remember this stuff!

I’ll sleep when I graduate! I’m gonna fail, and I’ll be proud of it!

I’ll sleep when I graduate! I’m living my best life, even if it’s 3 a. m. and I’ve failed 4 tests.

A promise made by someone who’s too lazy to study, but too scared of their mom to actually fail.

I’ll sleep when I graduate! I’m too tired to even think about my math test!

I’ll sleep when I graduate! I’m gonna fail, and then I’ll blame my mom!

I’ll sleep when I graduate! I’m gonna pass, and it’ll be all because of my mom.

What a student says when they’re so stressed out they might as well be dead, but they still have to take a test.

I’ll sleep when I graduate! I’m so stressed I could cry during the test!

I’ll sleep when I graduate! I’ve got a headache so bad I can’t even read the question!

I’ll sleep when I graduate! I’m gonna fail, and I’ll be too tired to even care!